According to rumor, supermodel Christie Brinkley had an "accident" with a large agitated bird. Although no witnesses dared to come forward, some have speculated that it could only be "the yellow one". A cat fight between the two might seem unfair given Big Bird's avian descent but when you are eight feet tall and have lions for breakfast, no feline is safe!
Spokesmen for Big Bird did not respond to our calls and his elite guard has shielded the celebrity like the Secret Service after Happy Hour. Did the two really have a squall or was it just mating season and a territorial dispute?
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